Friday, April 15, 2011
Silver Dollar City
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Labels: amusement park, field trips, play
Monday, April 11, 2011
Thursday, March 24, 2011
That Kid
"I brought you something from outside," Ember said. She then presented me with something wrapped tightly in a blanket, handing it over delicately.
I was terrified.
My husband was paralyzed with morbid curiosity.
I reached for it. I unwrapped it slowly, fully expecting something alive and seriously icky to leap out and claw my face off.
...
It was a rock.
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Labels: Ember, funny things kids say
Sunday, March 13, 2011
God's Ball
The kids created a game they call "God's Ball." It's sort of a catch/dodge ball that also requires role-playing a god.
Rules:
1. You have to throw the ball at the other person's chest
2. You can't bounce the ball on the ground/floor
3. Do not let it get off-course (from what i can tell, this means do not knock down household items)
4. No throwing the ball in someone's face.
5. Try not to injure each other.
6. If the ball touches the ground you must wrestle for it.
7. Whoever whines and cries gets kicked out.
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Labels: funny things kids say, games, play
Friday, March 11, 2011
Exaggerate Much?
Ember: "I haven't had cotton candy in, like, a decade."
Me: "You're 5."
Ember: "Then about 8 years."
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Labels: Ember, funny things kids say
Saturday, March 5, 2011
The Easter Platypus
Ryvre: "Why is it an Easter Bunny? Bunnies don't lay eggs."
Me: "The Bunny just delivers the eggs."
Ryvre: "That still doesn't make any sense. It should be an Easter Chicken. Or Easter Platypus."
One of many reasons I love having children.
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Labels: funny things kids say, Ryvre












